downtown-boy replied to your post: “ .. Now, what should I do? “ Raven had his way…

((… I don’t know if I want to interrupt this or see where it goes.))

[ it’ll be similar to the booth of love that i did a long time ago. except this time, it’ll be an auditioning booth for dancers~ 

LOOK LIVELY, YURI, BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO GET A LAPDANCE BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER!! ]

“ .. Now, what should I do? “

Raven had his way of obtaining information easily enough, that much was for sure, so getting his hands on Yuri’s birthday was easy enough. when it came down to what to get the youth, though, Raven was at a loss — should he do what fellow guildsmen would do, and take him to a special party, or simply kick back and have some wine? 

there was a surplus of wine sitting in the refrigerator, chilled and waiting to be served, but. .

“ … Wonder if I can find any gals around here willin’ ta’ dance? He’ll get plenty of food and stuff, but there’s some gifts you only give from one man to another! “

and so, the plan to get Yuri a stripper gift was put into action. go, great one, go forth and do amazing things!

knightofratatosk replied to your post

It’s Yuri-mun!

oh.

oh really?

well it’s time yuri gets a birthday gift he’ll never forget. 

“ Dance around covered in caramel? Well, I ain’t much of a dancer, but shouldn’t ya’ be askin’ one of the ladies ta’ dance around? “

… 

ahem.

“ As long as ya’ ask anybody but Rita ta’ do it, ya’ should have yerself one heck of a dance. Especially if they’re covered in caramel! “

“ No thank ya’. That sounds awfully lonely, and kinda painful, so I think I’ll decline this one! “

geniusmage:

“Oh, but being a pervert is okay? Hey, I think I got a new one! O heavy hardbound, weighted with words, force your knowledge into the skulls of the unwo- wait, wait. I need these books.”

She shrugged. “Lucky for you I’m outta TP.” Yeah, she’d let him off easy this time. It’d either put him in a false sense of security, or make him really paranoid.

“ Whaddya’ mean I’m bein’ a pervert? I ain’t done a darn thing ta’ even be considered one and you know it! “

what a sassy, devilish little thing she was. waving his arms defensively, he shook his head and denied the accusation fully.

“ I mean, the only thing I’m guilty of is appreciatin’ the true beauty of a lovely lady. Now, if yer mad at me for not givin’ ya’ the same, well. “

“ Give it a couple a’ years and I’m sure even you’ll be somethin’ worth talkin’ about. 

…

As long as ya’ remember ta’ shower more often. Wooo-weeee! “

“ .. the heck is a cara.. 

Uh..

Caramel.. dance.. in? “

“ Ya’ want me to dance while eatin’ some caramel? I don’t get it. “

“ Only if ya’ll jump with me, Rita dear~ “